Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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