So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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