You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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