I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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