Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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