everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
