Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
