So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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