Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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