Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
A bitchslap is in order.
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