You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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