he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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