I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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