I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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