woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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