last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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