Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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