so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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