i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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