ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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