okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
