Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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