I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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