Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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