I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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