My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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