she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I can't turn off my feet"
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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