and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
