he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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