butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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