Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
She just used a chaser for red wine.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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