Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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