Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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