Whod you bang
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My first STD was from a foam party
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
