Pants 0. Shit 1.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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