nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
