Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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