It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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