You work out of a Hotel?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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