awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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