Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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