She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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