Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Of course I have a pirate flag
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
The convent might be a nice break from real life
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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