Sponge bath it is.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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