I've blown a few things in my day
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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