Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Randomize
