Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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