Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Enjoy the penises
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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