ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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