If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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