these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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