When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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