Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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