WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Come on in and take your pants off
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